Scunthorpe Til I Die Mouse Mat

The song, on the desk. This scunthorpe til i die mouse mat prints “Scunthorpe Til I Die” across a 22 x 18cm fabric top with a non-slip rubber base.

The classic Unity crest sits in claret between claret-and-blue scarf bars, with “I know I am, I'm sure I am” underneath — the line the Scunthorpe United support has sung at every ground in the country. It is the plainest thing in the shop: no in-joke, no season to remember, just the song everybody already knows the words to.

The fabric surface suits an optical mouse and the rubber base stays where it is put, through a working day or a long evening of fantasy football.

Sold through the Iron Trust's own shop, by supporters, for supporters, rather than through a licensing chain with its own cut to take. Delivery is UK tracked, or choose Click & Collect at the checkout and pick it up without paying postage.