Scunthorpe Til I Die Coaster

The song, under the brew. This scunthorpe til i die coaster prints “Scunthorpe Til I Die” onto an 11 x 11cm gloss panel with rounded corners.

The classic Unity crest sits in claret between claret-and-blue scarf bars, with “I know I am, I'm sure I am” underneath — the line the Scunthorpe United support has sung at every ground in the country. It is the plainest thing in the shop: no in-joke, no season to remember, just the song everybody already knows the words to.

The gloss sublimation surface wipes clean with a cloth and the rounded corners stop it catching on a sleeve. Buy a few and the coffee table becomes a kit history lesson.

Sold through the Iron Trust's own shop, by supporters, for supporters, rather than through a licensing chain with its own cut to take. Delivery is UK tracked, or choose Click & Collect at the checkout and pick it up without paying postage.